It’s not much time left before Christmas, actually. We all know how quickly time passes. So I offer you to think of a USB Christmas tree that looks nice and even more – it plays traditional Christmas songs.

Another amazing office gadget that can safe your life is USB Panic Stress Button. Load the software you want and press the big red button in an emergency situation. Imagine the situation when you’re stuck in Facebook, and out of nowhere your boss emerges. As a rule, you get caught red-handed. But now you just press the magic button and the screen shows the screensaver you have loaded.

What is more, now you can do table dance right on your working desk. USB Dancing Robot is a funny toy that dances and does robot stuff. So you can find a perfect partner to dance in sync to your favourite tracks.

A bit spooky but very original is USB Thumb Flash Drive that looks like real cut-off thumb jutting out of CPU.

Very useful, entertaining and relaxing is USB powered golf fidget. Thanks to this marvelous gadget you may burn calories and relax not leaving your cubicle! Amazing, huh?

Whether we like it or not, we keep on browsing Internet shops in search of some new cool USB office toys to make our working environment a little bit more welcoming place to operate in.

1. Air Conditioned Shirt

This shirt accommodates two fans circulating air and keeping you dry. There is a switch that allows adjusting the speed. In addition, this shirt can be powered by the ordinary AA batteries, if the USB cable you’re using appears not long enough.

2. USB Powered Dart Launcher

You can aim and launch this USB dart launcher with the software that is included to the set which goes with three darts.

3. The USB Doorbell

When someone touches your doorbell button accommodated with the USB Doorbell it plays MP3 and WMA tracks chosen by you.

4. USB Podcast Studio

This USB studio has a professional mic, audio workstation software as well as a foppish aluminum case.

5. USB Powered Aquarium

This aquarium contains animated fish that you can feed and even play with. Also it boasts with LED nightlight water current.

6. USB Drum Kit

All you have to do is to plug this drum kit into the USB port and start playing! The sound play through the computer speakers.

7. USB Rechargeable AA Batteries

Probably the coolest USB device ever! Now you can forget about paying for some extra batteries as you can buy these saucy USB rechargeable things.

8. USB Frag Pedals

Use these pedals to make your computer even more interactive. Just connect them to the computer and you’ll have extra inputs. Now you can mouse-click right and left using your feet! Alternatively, these two may serve as foot brakes in car racing games.

9. USB Digital Microscope

The microscope allows viewing things up to 200x. Using the included software for plug and play, you can record your “researches” in pictures or video mode.

10. Oldschool USB Record Player

This record player has a bunch of adjustable features including anti-skating and pitch control. Also it can record vinyl in MP3!

11. USB Golf Simulator

If you enjoy this game but don’t have time to go on a field, then the Golf Simulator is what you need. The launchpad connects to the USB port and syncs with EA Sports Tiger Woods PGA Tour.

12. USB Humidifier

The humidifier generates moisturizing air that makes breathing more comfortable especially with aroma oils add-ons.

13. USB Mini Fridge

This cool mini fridge for one beverage is the must if you’re sitting all nights in front of a computer screen without pulling yourself away.

14. USB Vacuum Cleaner, Cup Warmer and Flexible Mini Lamp

This ultra generous set has in its disposal everything for computer geeks: a mini vacuum-cleaner to clean your desk, a cup warmer to keep your coffee hot and a mini lamp to… well… to make all this visible in the dark, apparently.

15. Wireless USB PC Remote

This useful gadget has been designed for those who occasionally give representations on a computer. It allows controlling it if you’re in a distance and your computer is out of reach. What is more, the laser pointer directs the viewer’s attention while the representations.

16. USB Pencil Sharpener

A must-have for any sketch artist or office worker. By the way, this sharpener has cool blue LED.

17. USB Powered Flexible Fan

This light mini-fan is just what the doctor ordered on hot summer days. By the way, it comes with flexible wire 30cm long.

18. USB Powered Foot Warming Slippers

If your feet get cold rather quickly and if your normal slippers are just not enough, then don’t go further. These USB powered warming sleepers will keep your warm as long as you’re by the computer.

19. USB Powered Toothbrush

Normal electric toothbrushes come with sizeable recharging sections. Now everything has become much easier with these USB powered toothbrushes plugging directly into your computer USB port.

20. USB Cooler Cushion

If you’re using a leather chair at your work, then you well know how sweaty and hot it gets especially on summer days. With this new flashy (in figurative and literal senses) thing monotonous working days become now much brighter and cooler (in both senses again).

21. Fly Fusion Pentop Computer

Basically, thing small pen-like thing is a smart computer capable of so many tricks that you’ll be carried away! It can react to various writings and recognize gestures; it even can digitize and scan!!!

22. George Foreman USB iGrill

If you’re a weird mixture of a computer geek and chef then this even weirder gadget is designed for you. Anyway, now you can use the grill standing right next to the computer.

23. USB Air darts

This is an another aiming darts station, with a neat mouse aiming and firing, seems to be more powerful than previous one. (my son loves it)

24. The USB ghost radar

Well, as for this item we’re not quite sure what to say. The USB gadget that traces ghosts? Maybe, this one wouldn’t work…

25. USB massage ball

This vibrating mouse-like massage thing is perfect when your eyes get sore after long hours in front of a computer screen.

26. USB self destruction button

Another USB weirdo. It is impossible to apprehend what the possible use of this gadget can be. Long and short of it, it blocks access to applications you choose. Anyway, you can try it.

27. USB Flower pot speaker

Think of this lovely flower plugged into your computer. Actually, this is a speaker from the same designers that manufactured heated slippers.

28. USB heating gloves

Have you ever felt a need to warm your hands up while working on a computer? If yes, then opt for this pair of heating gloves. And don’t forget to match them with heated slippers.

29. The eye massager

Ok, we’ve written about this one somewhere above. But this is another item. We’d say a lot more impressive. Imagine your eye massaged with this red hand… Impressive, like we said.

30. The USB vibrator

This one isn’t just a vibrator. It includes 5 latex probes, 10 pulse rhythms and an adjustable vibrating bullet. Craze!!!