“Control A Cat” remote control

“Control A Cat” remote is a stunning device cat owners simply can’t do without! A total of $9.99 and you can lay your hand on a powerful tool to control cats. As official manual states: point at cat, click on the corresponding button and … hope for the best.

Advantages:

• Low price
• No batteries required
• Can be used for any cat

Disadvantages:

• 5 out of 10 owners claimed their cats ignored it

Functions provided by “Control A Cat” remote control:

1. Meow on/off (Mute button)
2. Sulk on/off (Power button)
3. Stop: hissing, scratching, attacking
4. Get of: chair, self, bed
5. Arch back
6. Show affection
7. Remain aloof
8. Land on feet
9. Here kitty-kitty
10. Catch mice
11. Retract claws
12. Stop moulting
13. Use litter tray
14. Cat nap (Pause button)
15. Fur ball (Eject button)
16. Purr volume control

Measures: 2″L x .75″W x 5.25″H
Dimensions: 5.5″ x 2.2″ (14 x 5.5 cm)

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